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House party and drinking games

What’d it cost per head

About $100

When did dyou go?

October

Where did you go?

Batemans Bay, NSW

The story

Getting away for the weekend is the best way to do a bucks party.

I’ve read a lot of stories about parties with strippers, strippers and more strippers, but at the end of the day, you don’t really need that for a great weekend.

I went on a bucks party for one of my mates down to Bateman’s Bay where we just rented a house and about a dozen of the boys went down for a weekend of drinks and laughs.

Deep sea fishing, house party

What’d it cost per head?

About $100

Where was it?

Bateman’s Bay, NSW

The story

About 20 boys, a 4.30am start and an ocean full of fish made for a great Bucks Party send-off for our fishing mad mate, JC.

We all headed down to Bateman’s Bay after work on Friday afternoon to make sure we could get a good night sleep the night before the fishing charter was booked. Well, great idea that was. We got there, set up the house we’d rented (read put the beer in the fridge and sat down to enjoy some brews) and we all went to bed not long before we had to get up to head to the wharf.

We had to hire two boats because of our numbers. This was probably a good thing given the state pretty much everyone was in…

Now, it was hard to tell if everyone was adding burley to the water because they were sea sick they were hung over or because of the diesel fumes. The buck, being one of the prime burley offenders,, made the diesel fumes the scape-goats on this occasion. We let him have it, but only because it was his bucks party!!

After a full day out on the seven seas, being taken to some pretty good spots, we got back to the gloat about our conquests and compare hurling stories.

Since most of us didn’t sleep the previous night, pretty much all of us fell asleep by 10pm! Maybe not the most memorable night on night number two, but that’s only because we had so much fun on the first night!!

This bucks party prank might need a 'professional' to make sure he just loses the hair, and not four pints of blood as well... Picture: 40 Year Old Virgin

But enough philosophising, this is about things to do for the man of the moment, things that he’ll never forget and memories he’ll take with him for the rest of his life.

Those three little words – back, crack and sack – will bring tears to your eyes when you see the groom-to-be having the Amazon forest ripped from his body. But it will also find that part of you that you know is wrong, but can’t help but be intrigued and amused.

There will probably be a few uncomfortable sniggers as the tension builds as hot wax is spread over the offending areas. But don’t despair, this will convert into a crowd-wide roar of laughter as the blood-curdling scream comes from the buck.

If you’re going to do this, make sure you get some professionals in. While it’s fun to see the silky smooth complexion that’s been hidden since puberty kicked in, it’s not so much fun to see rivers of blood that can start flowing if the hair is removed along with the first five layers of skin.

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Dinner, Go-karting, Casino

What’d it cost per head:

about $150 (more for the losers at the table!)

City, state:

Brisbane, QLD

When:

October

Shout-outs:

• Kingston Park Raceway, Brisbane
• Conrad Treasury, Brisbane

The boys line up to mount their metal steeds

The story

Jordo’s bucks party was one the whole soon-to-be family could enjoy. His best mates, father, father-in-law to be and brother-in-law to be all attended.

The night started out with ‘high-speed antics’ at the Kingston Park Raceway go-kart track in Brisbane. We booked in advance to make we could get the track put aside so our bucks party could race against each other without any randoms on the track. We did share the track with another bucks party, but that gave us a well needed break between races to recover and share the laughs of the race just gone.

Go-karting was an awesome choice for the bucks party. We got all of us on the track at once and took turns at boxing the buck in so he couldn’t get in front. We bumped him from behind and ‘accidently’ braked hard when he was right behind us… For someone that always likes to win, it was a very tormenting night for him!!

But the slippery bastard managed to get past us a few times… or should I say we let him sneak through the gaps every now and then… and got a checkered flag or two. But our racing antics managed to keep him off the podium at the end of the night!!

Turns out the buck wasn't the winner on the night... welcome to married life my friend!

After burning rubber all afternoon, we went home, got changed and headed out to the Casino. Now, this is where Jordo was in his domain!! Black Jack is his game and win he did!!! He couldn’t place a bet wrong, which is more than I could say for the majority of the rest of us who watched as our chips were swept away time and time again by the dealer.

But that said, it was an awesome bucks night. Importantly, it was a night that Jordo’s father and father-in-law to be could go to without the worry of painting a bad picture of the buck. We all punted the night away, had some beers, shared some laughs and spun some fun stories about the buck.

'Team Commando' at Causer's Bucks Party

What’d you do:

Paintball, house party

What’d it cost per head:

About $100

Location:

Canberra, ACT

Shout-outs:

Paintball Sports, Fairbairn ACT

Causer's red super suit helped him to blend into his surrounds

The story

Take an average, everyday bloke, dress him in tights and a cape and put a sequin ‘C’ on his chest and you have the making for a super hero bucks party to end all super hero bucks parties.

Having a modest upbringing in a quiet suburb of Canberra, Causer’s a pretty unassuming guy. He never really likes to be centre of attention or cause trouble for anyone, so no one on the bucks party really had any beefs to settle with him. Shame really, because that makes it pretty hard to justify the shenanigans we put him through.

Note here that Causer made a specific request for no scantily clad, jubbly boobed, sexy women to take their clothes off at his bucks party. Begrudgingly, we all complied with this… well, as best we could that is… after all, it was a bucks party

We kicked off the bucks party with a round of paint ball. An important element of the paintball activities was setting up three teams – Team A, Team B and Team Buck. Team Buck was a team of one, making sure that neither Team A nor Team B were disadvantaged by having the buck on their team.

This just spelled danger for poor Causer who was pelted by pellets all day long. Add to that everyone else being dresses in camo and Causer in his red and gold super hero outfit meant the buck was a sitting duck all day long and he had the welts to prove it!!

After paintball, we all went back to a mates place with a pool and pinball machines for a night of beer-bongs and party games.

Beer bongs and party games all night long at Causer's House Bucks Party

Now, recall Causer’s request for no ‘strippers’??? Well, we respected his wishes as best we could, but, like I said, it’s a bucks party!!!

Before the party, everyone drew straws to see who would be the evening’s entertainment. The lucky performer will remain nameless, but needless to say Causer wished he hadn’t made the ‘no jubbly boobed stripper’ request as he was handcuffed to a chair and the hairy legged, back, chest and armed performer edged his way into the room, all lathered up in coconut oil.

Truly an experience that EVERYONE will never forget and will no doubt be the source of Causer’s mid-life crisis counselling.

After that we pulled out the beer bong to wash the horrible visions of the man-stripper out of our memories (unfortunately, it didn’t), but we had fun trying!!

All in all, a great day out with the fellas and a night of fun.