Strap yourself in and hold onto your ego. When you’re out there on the track it’s the man with the most skill, determination and stamina that’s going to take the bucks party cup away with him at the end of the night…. it might also be the man that weighs 50kg less than everyone else as well.

Put the pedal to the metal and ass to the ground... go go-karts, go!
Put the pedal to the metal and ass to the ground… go go-karts, go!

Go kart tracks are popping up everywhere these day. 20 years ago, if you wanted to go Go karting you pretty much had to build your own track, weld up a cart and hit it in your back yard.

These days you just need to drive around in an open field industrial area and you’ll come across the little buzz boxes belting around custom made indoor and outdoor tracks with adrenalin junkies strapped in grinning from ear to ear.

Now, you don’t have to be a posse of Michael Schumachers to race these little babies. Not at all. You don’t even need a drivers licence in most cases. You can just trundle on up, pay your dues and get crackin’ round the track.

And you’re pretty much guaranteed that the lads on the bucks party will have a great time. I mean, what self respecting man doesn’t enjoy fanging round a track in a kart with no suspension and his ass four inches off the ground? Well, I for one don’t know any, and if you do, you need to take a good hard look at the people you’re associating with.

It’s simple. Go karts are the shit. Go on and book them now so you don’t miss out.